I go by the name Robert L Renling, some other things as well, if you know me well enough you get to call me names – if you ask my sister, she has some really creative ones of the latter.
Just Don't ask about the L – let's just forget it exists – verstehen! – and forgive my parents for a bizarre choice of middle name. Y'know, I used to tell people it stood for Lars, like the ancient norse, but no one ever believed me. I'm not a skilled liar.
I write a lot, some pay me to do it. I argue a lot, but I do that for free. If you want to start paying me to argue, kindly apply within. My rates are very generous and my sceptics wrath, is without peer.
I had a dog, but I prefer no pets. Most of my clothes are black, but my favourite color is white. I was born in a really grimey place outside of the capital of northern Sweden – no not Stockholm, I said northern! – but I got out before I turned legal. now I'm going back to the cesspool, oh sorry, Capital of Sweden, Stockholm. This last factoid arises from being in love with a beautiful EGL model – I should stop objectifying & editorialize – .. She-who-foolishly-agreed-to-be-my-better-half or just Nyarlathotep in short, awe heck let's just call her ol' redhead instead! – She spurs me on, it's really really easy to write and be creative with her by my side, well not in the physical sense more of a metaphysical-sherman-tank way. Did I mention she's a readhead? *bites knuckle*